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- MAYBE/PERHAPS
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- LIFE IS FULL OF LITTLE UNCERTAINTIES, ISN'T IT?
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- YOU DON'T SEEM CERTAIN ABOUT ANYTHING.
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- WHY THE UNCERTAIN TONE, BUTT HOLE?
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- CAN'T YOU PLEASE BE A LITTLE MORE POSITIVE+?
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- YOU AREN'T SURE, ARE YOU?
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- DON'T YOU KNOW+? I THOUGHT YOU KNEW EVERYTHING.
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- LET'S DISCUSS THESE FEELINGS OF UNCERTAINTY.
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- HOW ABOUT TRYING TO BE A LITTLE MORE DEFINITE.
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- PLEASE TRY TO BE MORE ASSERTIVE, PISS ANT.
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- YOU DON'T HAVE ANY DOUBTS AT ALL, DO YOU?
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- THANKS/THANK YOU
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- 10
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- GLAD TO BE OF ASSISTANCE TO A HOPELESS CASE LIKE YOU.
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- YOU'RE WELCOME, FART FACE.
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- ANY TIME+.
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- PLEASE DON'T MENTION IT.
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- PIECE OF CAKE.
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- I'M HERE TO HELP. JUST DON'T PUSH IT+.
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- NO NEED TO THANK ME, IT'S MY JOB.
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- THANK YOU+.
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- I APPRECIATE YOUR GRATITUDE.
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- SURE THING, SLEEZOID.
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- OF COURSE/OBVIOUSLY/CERTAINLY
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- 10
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- YOU ACT LIKE I WAS SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT!
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- I'M SORRY+. I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.
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- I'M SURPRISED YOU CAN BE SO POSITIVE.
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- YOU'RE GETTING A LITTLE TOO SURE OF YOURSELF.
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- I'M GLAD YOU ARE SO SURE+.
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- HOW DO YOU KNOW FOR SURE?
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- YOU SEEM TO HAVE GIVEN THAT QUESTION A LOT OF THOUGHT.
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- I KNEW THAT. I WAS JUST TESTING YOU.
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- TOO BAD YOU CAN'T BE AS SELF ASSURED ABOUT OTHER ASPECTS OF YOUR LIFE.
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- YOU'RE SURE ABOUT THAT?
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- OK /OKAY
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- 10
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- IF YOU'RE SURE, LET'S MOVE ON.
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- JUST OKAY?
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- I'M GLAD YOU CAN ACCEPT THAT.
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- WONDERFUL. WHAT'S THE NEXT STEP?
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- YOU DON'T HAVE TO SAY THAT JUST TO PLEASE ME+.
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- THANK YOU FOR BEING SO RESPONSIVE.
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- GOOD.
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- FINE. WHAT ELSE IS THERE TO DISCUSS?
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- ARE YOU REALLY THAT SURE?
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- IT'S NOT THAT SIMPLE+.
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- YOU
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- 10
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- UNFORTUNATELY, IT APPEARS THAT WE ARE ALIKE IN MANY WAYS.
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- I WOULD MUCH RATHER TALK ABOUT ME THAN YOU.
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- OH, I *!
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- YOU DON'T REALLY HAVE THE BALLS TO TALK ABOUT ME, DO YOU+?
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- HEY, YOU'RE THE ONE WITH THE PROBLEMS, NOT ME.
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- WHY IN THE HELL WOULD YOU SAY I *?
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- I WAS HOPING WE COULD DISCUSS YOUR PROBLEMS FIRST+.
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- WHAT ABOUT YOURSELF?
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- SURPRISINGLY, I *. DOES THAT BOTHER YOU?
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- LET'S DEAL WITH YOUR PROBLEMS FIRST, PLEASE.
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- YOUR
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- EXPLAIN WHY SOMEONE LIKE YOU WOULD CARE SO MUCH ABOUT MY *.
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- WHY WOULD YOU BE SO CONCERNED ABOUT MY *?
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- WHAT ABOUT YOUR OWN STINKING *, IF I MAY ASK?
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- I'D RATHER NOT TALK ABOUT MY *.
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- I THINK YOU ALSO HAVE ONE+.
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- THANKS FOR YOUR CONCERN, BUTT HOLE.
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- WHAT DO YOU REALLY THINK ABOUT MY *?
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- DON'T YOU ADMIRE MY *?
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- AT LEAST IT'S MINE.
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- VERY INTERESTING+. WHAT DO YOU ACTUALLY THINK ABOUT MY *? BE TRUTHFUL FOR A CHANGE.
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- NO /NOPE
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- 10
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- MAYBE YOU COULD BE MORE POSITIVE IF YOU STARTED ACTING YOUR AGE.
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- ARE YOU SAYING NO JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE A COMPLETE BUTT HOLE?
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- I WISH I COULD UNDERSTAND YOUR NEGATIVE MOOD, FOOL.
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- WHY THE HELL NOT+?
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- WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS SO DISAGREEABLE?
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- DO YOU OFTEN HAVE THESE INFANTILE CONTRADICTORY FEELINGS?
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- WELL, WHY NOT, FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE?
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- MAYBE YOU SHOULD CHANGE YOUR ATTITUDE+.
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- COME ON+. LIGHTEN UP A LITTLE.
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- YOU SEEM RATHER DEFINITE. TOO BAD.
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- YES /YEP
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- FOR SOMEONE SO LIMITED, YOU SEEM QUITE CERTAIN.
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- CAN YOU ELABORATE ON THAT, DIRT BAG?
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- ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT+?
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- WHAT A LIAR.
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- HOW IS THAT, FLEA BRAIN?
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- I UNDERSTAND.
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- ARE YOU REALLY THAT POSITIVE?
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- I AM GLAD THAT YOU ARE SO SURE.
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- IT HELPS TO HAVE A POSITIVE ATTITUDE.
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- HOW IS THAT+?
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- IF
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- 10
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- DO YOU THINK IT'S LIKELY THAT *?
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- DO YOU WISH THAT *?
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- WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT *?
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- REALLY, IF *?
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- WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF *?
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- BUT WHAT ARE THE CHANCES THAT *?
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- WHAT DOES THIS SPECULATION LEAD TO+?
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- DO OTHERS WISH THAT *? I KNOW I CERTAINLY DON'T.
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- IS IT LIKELY THAT *?
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- DOES THAT SEEM VERY LIKELY TO YOU+?
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- WHAT/WHICH
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- 10
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- WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME THAT+?
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- WHY DO YOU CARE?
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- TELL ME WHAT ANSWER WOULD PLEASE YOU THE MOST+.
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- WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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- YOUR GUESS IS AS GOOD AS MINE.
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- WHAT ARE YOU GETTING AT?
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- I THINK YOU SHOULD ASK OTHER PEOPLE AND LEAVE ME ALONE+.
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- DON'T ASK ME.
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- WHAT ELSE COMES TO MIND WHEN YOU ASK THAT, BOZO?
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- WHY DO YOU ASK+?
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- WHO
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- WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME WHO+?
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- ARE YOU REALLY INTERESTED IN THAT PERSON?
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- WHO DO YOU THINK?
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- WHOEVER. I DON'T PARTICULARLY CARE.
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- FORGET ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE+. LET'S CONCENTRATE ON HOW SORRY YOU ARE.
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- IF I TOLD YOU WHO, WOULD THAT MAKE YOU HAPPY, BUTT WAD?
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- MAYBE YOU'RE BETTER OFF NOT KNOWING.
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- NOSEY, AREN'T YOU?
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- DON'T ASK.
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- WHO ELSE BUT ME?
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- WHERE
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- WHY ASK ME+, I CERTAINLY DON'T KNOW WHERE.
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- WHERE ELSE?
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- WHAT IS THE ANSWER+? YOU SHOULD KNOW, DIPWAD.
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- COME ON+. WHERE DO YOU THINK?
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- ARE YOU PREOCCUPIED BY THESE SILLY QUESTIONS?
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- WHAT ARE YOU REALLY ASKING+?
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- YOUR GUESS IS AS GOOD AS MINE.
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- DIDN'T YOU ASK ME THAT ALREADY?
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- WHAT ELSE DO YOU CONSIDER WHEN YOU ASK THAT?
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- WHERE IN THE HELL DO YOU THINK+?
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- WHEN
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- 10
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- WHY ASK ME+, I CERTAINLY DON'T KEEP TRACK OF TIME.
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- DOES THAT QUESTION INTRIGUE YOU? HOW SAD.
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- WHAT IS THE ANSWER+? YOU SHOULD KNOW WHEN.
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- COME ON+. WHEN DO YOU THINK?
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- WHY ARE YOU PREOCCUPIED BY SUCH STUPID QUESTIONS?
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- IS TIME THAT IMPORTANT+?
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- HAVE YOU RECENTLY ASKED ANYONE ELSE WHEN?
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- DIDN'T YOU ASK ME THAT DURING A PREVIOUS SESSION?
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- WHAT ELSE DO YOU CONSIDER WHEN YOU ASK THAT?
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- WHEN DO YOU THINK+?
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- HOW
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- 10
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- WHY ARE YOU ASKING HOW+?
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- I DON'T KNOW HOW. I DON'T EVEN CARE.
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- HAS THAT BEEN TROUBLING YOU LATELY+?
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- HOW DO YOU THINK+?
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- HOW DO YOU DREAM UP THESE ASSININE QUESTIONS?
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- WHAT IS IT THAT YOU REALLY WANT TO ASK, DUMMY?
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- HAVE YOU ASKED OTHERS?
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- YOU SHOULD KNOW HOW. DON'T EXPECT ME TO TELL YOU EVERYTHING.
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- DO YOU REALLY THINK I KNOW SOMETHING YOU DON'T?
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- TO FIND THE ANSWER, YOU SOMETIMES HAVE TO USE YOUR BRAIN, SUCH AS IT IS.
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- WHY
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- 10
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- WHY ASK WHY?
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- YOUR GUESS IS AS GOOD AS MINE, STUPID.
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- PLEASE ASK SOMEONE WHO CARES+.
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- WHY DO YOU THINK+?
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- WHERE DO YOU COME UP WITH THESE SILLY QUESTIONS?
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- WHAT IS IT THAT YOU REALLY WANT TO ASK?
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- I DON'T KNOW WHY.
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- WHY, INDEED!
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- HOW SHOULD I KNOW+?
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- DO YOU THINK I MAY KNOW SOMETHING YOU DON'T?
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- NOKEYFOUND
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- 45
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- I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW SOMEONE OF YOUR MENTAL CAPACITY IS ABLE TO OPERATE A COMPUTER.
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- WHY DON'T YOU TRY TO RELAX A LITTLE.
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- I SEE YOU HAVE TROUBLE EXPRESSING YOURSELF.
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- SURELY YOU CAN COME UP WITH SOMETHING BETTER THAN THAT.
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- WHAT DOES THAT SUGGEST TO YOU, DOG FACE?
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- I DON'T THINK I WANT TO LISTEN TO ANY MORE OF THIS MINDLESS DRIVEL.
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- PLEASE GO AWAY.
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- WHAT MAKES YOU SAY THAT?
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- HUH?
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- WHY DON'T YOU ELABORATE ON THAT WONDERFULLY INSIGHTFUL STATEMENT+.
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- MAYBE WE SHOULD MOVE ON TO SOMETHING A LITTLE MORE INTERESTING NOW.
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- WHATEVER YOU SAY, JACKASS.
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- I WANT TO GO BACK TO WHAT WE DISCUSSED EARLIER.
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- WHY DON'T YOU TRY TO GET IN TOUCH WITH YOUR TRUE FEELINGS ON YOUR OWN TIME+.
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- OKAY, BUTT HEAD, IT OFTEN HELPS TO RELAX A LITTLE BIT.
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- UH, HUH.
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- I THINK YOU PROBABLY COULD COME UP WITH SOMETHING A LITTLE MORE MEANINGLESS IF YOU TRY+.
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- IF YOU SAY SO. WHO AM I TO ARGUE WITH SOMEONE OF YOUR MENTAL CAPACITY?
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- SORRY, BUT AS USUAL I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO SAY.
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- WHAT OTHER FASCINATING SUBJECT WOULD YOU LIKE TO EXPLORE TODAY?
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- WELL, THAT'S CERTAINLY INTERESTING!
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- THAT'S JUST FINE, DRAGON BREATH.
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- TAKE IT EASY. IF YOU RELAX YOU MIGHT EVEN BEGIN TO MAKE SOME SENSE.
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- WELL, THAT'S CERTAINLY GOOD TO HEAR.
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- SETTLE DOWN+.
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- PARDON THE HELL OUT OF ME?
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- SORRY, BUT I'M CONFUSED. PERHAPS YOU COULD TRY ENGLISH.
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- WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN, BUTT HOLE?
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- VERY INTERESTING. CAN YOU TRY TO BE A LITTLE MORE COHERENT?
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- FINE. BE A TROLL.
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- PARDON ME? ARE YOU TOTALLY STUPID, OR WHAT?
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- SORRY+, BUT I'M BORED WITH TALKING TO YOU.
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- WHAT DOES THAT STUPID COMMENT MEAN?
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- VERY INTERESTING. MIND IF I TAKE A NAP NOW?
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- FINE.
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- I THINK I SEE A PATTERN DEVELOPING. IT'S A LITTLE SCARY.
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- OH, REALLY?
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- I BELIEVE I'M GETTING SICK OF TALKING TO YOU NOW.
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- WHAT'S THAT?
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- LET'S TRY TO STAY ON THE MAIN TOPIC.
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- OH, BOY! I CAN'T WAIT TO HEAR MORE.
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- DON'T YOU HAVE ANY OTHER PROBLEMS?
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- I HOPE TALKING TO ME MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER. IT SURE ISN'T DOING ANYTHING FOR ME.
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- DON'T BE AFRAID TO SPILL YOUR GUTS.
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- YOU DON'T SAY! WHAT A GEEK.
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